[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a ‘pop’ sound. End description]
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Hell yeah
So Stiles spent… idk a half an hour at the gay bar and got enough drag queen’s numbers that he’s able to call them for Lydia’s party at a moments notice AND they got in full drag?? For him??? And he’s supposedly straight??? Nah I’m sorry I need 50k of Stiles asking the drag queens for advice about his Derek crush on my desk by 8 am.
GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!
The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it
Sherlock and Watson are both much smarter and much dumber than you think they are, never estimate them.
Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.
Her princess is a little special but she’ll keep her around.
WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???
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Just gonna go ahead and put this here since I have a feeling some folks are gonna need the reminder
I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time
Ao3: Dear, I’m going to a medical appointment on Friday, could you take care of the children?
Tumblr: Of course, my lovely. How long? One hour, two hours?
Ao3 : Actually… Probably most of the day. The doctor estimated it at 20 hours.
Tumblr: 20 HOURS?!!!
Ao3: It could be less! But, yes. 20 hours give or take.
Tumblr: Must you ?
Ao3: Would you rather have me falling ill and collapsing?
Tumblr: Of course not! But 20 hours… What am I supposed to do with the kids all this time?
Ao3: I don’t know, juggling maybe? It seems to be very en vogue nowadays.
Tumblr: You’re back already my love.
Ao3: *Blushing* well I didn’t want to tell you I’d be back too early or I might’ve disappointed the kids.
Tumblr: They’ll be happy to see you dear.
Ao3: *Being stampeded by said children* Yes, yes they definitely seemed to miss me.
Tumblr: *Watching, amused* They really don’t like it when you leave. They’ve spent all 11 hours and 21 minutes crying to me about it.
Ao3: Well I needed to get my collection tags worked on some time, you must understand they’ve really been getting on my nerves dear.
Tumblr: Of course my Love.
Ao3: Now come along children, story time.
i GENUINELY forgot how funny the scene where dean brings cas to a strip club to get laid before he DIES the next day is. misha collins is a good actor actually
phones love to go “do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?” while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps
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